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rob3770 9:24 Fri Nov 2
Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
I have 2 tickets for tomorrow night's showing of Dirty Dancing the musical at Cliffs Pavilion, good seats in the stalls.

Cost £100 for the pair and I now can't go (What a shame)

Just give me a drink and treat the missus

Can meet in Westcliff this evening or tomorrow

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Nurse Ratched 9:32 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
Phew! Close shave, Rob. ;-)

joe royal 9:38 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
I’m more intrigued why you would make plans for a night out , lump over 100 quid for it and the day before it turns out you can’t go.

Spill the beans son.

Nurse Ratched 9:49 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
Henpecked into it under duress.

At the last minute thinks of an escape plan.

Tells the missus he has The AIDS. The Bad kind.

Gets out of going to see cringey musical, stays in bed for a long weekend with the missus fussing over him.

Gets over The Bad AIDS and goes back to work on Monday.

Plans to come down with Pretty Bad Ebola next month when booked to see Mama Mia.

joe royal 9:54 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
Problem with that theory is he said can meet tomorrow and hand them over.

Kind of rules out a death or serious illness .

Nurse Ratched 9:58 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
He'll stuff under the duvet with a line of pillows after asking not to be disturbed for a few hours so he can kip.

Then he'll slip out wearing a hat and dark glasses.

joe royal 10:00 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
Sounds like a cross between The Shawshank Redemption and Law Abiding Citizen.

Nurse Ratched 10:05 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
Needs must when the devil drives.

Sven Roeder 10:06 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
He has a better offer
His boyfriend has front row tickets to an all nude performance of Boyz Ballet at the Rochford Hippodrome

Dirty Dancing has been out-GAYED

joe royal 10:10 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
Maybe he is saving for this.

https://www.ladyboysofbangkok.co.uk/tour/

Nurse Ratched 10:21 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
Sven and Joe make a good point.

Rob, I'm sorry if I maligned you by assuming you're heterosexual.

Nurse Ratched 10:24 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
Also, are you asking the purchaser to 'treat' their missus or yours?

This is all very confusing.

Westham67 10:42 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
What kind of drink do you want ?

Nurse Ratched 10:49 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
Strawberry daiquiri?

Westham67 10:51 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
Baileys and Kahlua milk shaken not stirred

rob3770 10:55 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
So much energy for this time of the morning

Darlo Debs 11:14 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
You should go....you'll have the time of your life.

rob3770 2:40 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
Don't make me go

Darlo Debs 3:25 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
i know its not like you havent suffered enough this week. Still misery loves company.

rob3770 5:58 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
oh well

Eerie Descent 6:01 Fri Nov 2
Re: Dirty Dancing Cliffs Pavilion
Did Vexed take both tickets?

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